The Myspace Blog

Reader Suggestions Week

2006-07-06T17:24:00.000-04:00

Well, I've been busy with things and trying to enjoy Summer lately, leaving me with little to tend to and update the blog. So, after checking my inbox and seeing several suggestions about things to put in blogs, I decided to have a reader suggestion week.

All you have to do is think up a good idea for a blog and send it to me. If I like your idea, I will message you back telling you that I've chosen your idea to include in a blog. You will be given credit for it and I'll post a link to your homepage/myspace so people can see who you are (If you do not want a link back to your page, just tell me).

The only rules are...
-Make it original
-Don't copy one of the existing blogs
-Must be about myspace

You can send your ideas via myspace messaging or email (TheMyspaceBlog@Aim.Com)

FAQs

2006-06-18T00:36:00.000-04:00

I'm sure it's a little late in the game to be adding this, but I guess I should because everyone else has one. Incase you are by chance autistic or just stupid, FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, not a misspelling of "fag" or anything else.

What is this about?
This blog is about the many reasons as to why myspace sucks. Occasionally, I will
make a post about something different, usually a top story in the news such as Darfur, banning gay marriage, or the next hurricane to wipe out New Orleans.

Why do you have a myspace if you hate it?
The same reason that I made a ratepals profile, it helps get blog hits, and that helps inform the public.

I love you, where can I send my fan mail?
You can send any fanmail to TheMyspaceBlog@Aim.Com. I also go on AIM about twice a week, so if you catch me when I'm online, feel free to IM me (Screenname: TheMyspaceBlog)

I hate myspace too and I would like to send in my suggestions, how?
If you think you have a good topic that I should include in my blog, just send your suggestion or idea to me via Email and I will review it. If I'm going to use your idea, I'll reply back to you.

[Over 14 Billion Served]

Insert 25 cents to continue reading

pr0n 4 teh kidz

2006-06-16T15:41:00.000-04:00

Another great feature of myspace is the advertisement of pornographic paysites to the youth! Many people get messages from people they don't know, most of which are brief bullshit sentances about how they are new to myspace and just meeting some people. Ironically, all of these messages tend to be written nearly the same. And if you go to their myspace, it is usually nothing but 1 picture. Well today, I happened to find yet another one of these messages! The message is below, with my response.

(Nothing has been edited except the removal of the link which I put in brackets)
greetings honey,My name is melissa im new to myspace and thought i would msg a few people...i uploaded my cam and pics at my [Homepage! Click here so we can chat]
See Ya 22568

(My Response)
Greetings, whore! Maybe next time you decide to start up a softcore porn website, you should actually try advertising on at a different place, or not at all, ugly twat.

You see, the people you're targeting for your website are underaged. I can tell because my age is set as 16 (so dumb fucking webmasters like you don't advertise to me). I seriously doubt that anyone would want to see you on a webcam doing anything.

Now please, do everyone a favor, if you would be so considerate, take your rusty metal dildo and go fuck yourself.

Much Love, The Myspace Blog

PS: I flagged your message, you silly cuntscab

Well, I guess I should include a moral to this post. These posts are done by webmasters and affiliates of varying sites. While it isn't illegal to send these messages out (even if you aren't 18, they commonly have a main page in which you need to specify if you are of the legal age for the site), it is still annoying and noone wants an ugly hooker sending them anything (usually an STD).

If you want to help do your part for the community and get rid of these fucking schmuck-offs, when you get their messages, don't bother opening them, just flag them or report them as spam.

[Hookers suck]

Prostitutes blow

Rank

2006-06-11T23:29:00.000-04:00

A websites rank is based on how many hits (visits) it gets daily and in total (Unique and Re-occuring Hits). Obviously, the more hits, the better rank you're site will have.

So, I took this into consideration and decided to look into the daily hits of myspace. I had moniter different sections of the site daily to do this, which is why I haven't updated for a while.

Based on rank, the first website is Google, and the ranks went from 1 to 1 Million. After looking through 19 seperate pages of myspace, I found that 15 out of 18 were in the top 5000. While 5000 may seem like a large number, it's actually only 0.5% of the total ranked sites. The list of sites (and the links) is below. I'll put in some other facts about it, also. (The lower the number, the higher the rank)

Section of Site - Day 1 - Day 2 - Day 3
Log Out - 96 - 96 - 96
User's Homepage - 157 - 153 - 150
Myspace Main - 252 - 256 - 259
User's Mail - 332 - 327 - 318
Film - 709 - 704 - 657
User's Blog - 830 - 824 - 821
Search - 1117 - 1111 - 1098
Groups - 1120 - 1119 - 1109
Alternate Login - 1728 - 1713 - 1641
Browse - 1762 - 1714 - 1684
Forum - 2330 - 2311 - 2287
Invite - 2591 - 2592 - 2627
User's Favorites - 3151 - 3148 - 3143
Music - 3328 - 3318 - 3250

-Myspace ranks in with 1/334 of the top 5000 sites.
-1/334 as a decimal is 0.003.

[It's scientifically proven* that reading my blog twice a day will increase your lifespan by up to 5 years]

(*Not scientifically proven)

Quick Update..

2006-06-09T22:45:00.000-04:00

Just a recap, (Because the sidebar links suck and don't work) I'll post the links here:

My Myspace
If you have a myspace, add me, I post blogs on it and will post a bulliten letting you know when I update my blogs.

My Email
If you have any suggestions, requests, fan mail, or hate mail, send it here. (Hate mail will be promptly deleted)

My Screenname
If you want to talk to me on AIM, just use this, it's also faster than Email and Myspace.

A Mysterious Link
What could it be?

[The fat lady won't be singing because she died of diabetes]

Summer is near, but spend your time here

Gay Marriage Rant

2006-06-05T15:15:00.000-04:00

Ok, just to let you know, this blog isn't solely dedicated to the hatred of myspace, I'll also discuss some other issues.

Well, to start, I'm not gay, I am straight and I support gay marriage. Unfortunately, some of you silly cunts are going to think "how r he strait nd like gey marrage? lol he iz ghey!!". Well, you stereotypical pricks, get the fuck over it. That's actually being contradicting because not all stereotypical pricks out there type bad, some have very good typing skills, unfortunately that does nothing to change your personality and suicide is still right up your alley.

Well, Here is the article, post your opinion if you want, or not if you're a lazy fuck.

And another picture...

(From Here)

[Vertaal dit in Nederlands]

Translate this in Dutch

Euphoria of Dementia!

2006-06-02T23:03:00.000-04:00

Advertisements (or Ads) are a great way to get profit from your webpage. You've seen them before, pop-ups, text ads, tripod ads, etc. Well, the myspace ads are the bottom of the barrel of ads and the top of chart for causing dementia. These ads promise you a free cell phone ringtone but don't tell you about the hidden surprise*! If you feel the urge to defeat the thugs or throw the football, login at myspace. Here are some of the ads I managed to see in about 5 minutes on myspace.

Images have been shrunk down to fit on your screen and mind.

*Hidden Surprise is third party cookies that give you pop-ups but no ringtone, Enjoy!

[Dingleberry:]

A Klingon near Uranus

Religious Bulliten Rant

2006-06-01T21:51:00.000-04:00

I haven't updated much this week, so here's a quick one to keep you busy with until I do...

This bulliten was found in my bullitens, posted by someone who will remain nameless. You already know that I can't stand religious bullitens if you read the first post, but this is just fucking ricockulous. I'll cut this up at the end and go over everything seperately. If you are religious and have actually reposted this. I don't even know what the fuck to say...
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Well there have been bulletins stating that on 06/06/06 at 6:06 am the demon will let lose and the end of the world occur, but I'm not sure thats all true because first of all the bible says the end will happen at night and you will hear trumpets and drums. Plus, God designed or minds so that we could never fully understand him, and 06/06/06 is too obvious, its most likely going to happen when we least expect it. In the bible 06/06/06 does not represent the end, it is just a mark that is placed on your head if you follow the devils word, when "the end" does come, to be quite frank, its not the end of the world, its the new beginnig of a new world. Demons will come on earth but after the war between good and evil, Jesus will lead his followers into salvation and the earth will be his kingdom. So if your going to write about 666, get background information and don't write out of ignorance. Besides if you follow God's commandments and believe in Jesus, you have nothing to worry about.
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Okay, so besides I start on my rantings about this fucking shit, I'll just describe it in one word, HolyFuckingShit. Let the dissection begin.

Well there have been bulletins stating that on 06/06/06 at 6:06 am the demon will let lose and the end of the world occur, but I'm not sure thats all true because first of all the bible says the end will happen at night and you will hear trumpets and drums.
-I have never seen any of these bullitens saying the world will end... About being sure if it's true, IT IS BULLSHIT. Oh, the world will end at night, that clears up everything, not that it was going to fucking happen in the first place you inbred fuck.

Plus, God designed or minds so that we could never fully understand him, and 06/06/06 is too obvious, its most likely going to happen when we least expect it.
-No, that's just called down syndrome, he ddn't design you like that, you were born like that. Actually, 6/6/06 isn't "too obvious", it's a fucking date. I heard that on 5/5/05 God took a shit in Lake Eerie, the result was you. It won't happen whn we least expect it, in fact, it won't happen at all.

In the bible 06/06/06 does not represent the end, it is just a mark that is placed on your head if you follow the devils word, when "the end" does come, to be quite frank, its not the end of the world, its the new beginnig of a new world.
-666 was actually the wrong number, it was actually translated wrong and the original "devils number" was 616. So much for your fucking theory. Actually when the end does come, it's the end, not a new "beginnig".

Demons will come on earth but after the war between good and evil, Jesus will lead his followers into salvation and the earth will be his kingdom. So if your going to write about 666, get background information and don't write out of ignorance.
-I think Scientology might actually make more sense than this bullshit. Are you fucking kidding me? Get my background information? HOLY MOTHER FUCKING CRACKWHORES!! You're telling me to get my facts straight when you're the one saying demons will come to fight with jesus?! So for "background information" did you ask jesus and god about this or did you just presume? In fact, I don't think god would want a douchehole like you. And nice contradiction about writing out of ignorance.

Besides if you follow God's commandments and believe in Jesus, you have nothing to worry about.
-And if I suck some thetans, I'll obtain immortality.

[The End.. Or is it just a new begining..?]

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions... And it led you to end of this blog

Scientology

2006-05-29T09:24:00.000-04:00

First of all, Happy Memorial Day everyone! You may think that todays blog has something to do with Patriotism, Wars, or possibly The United States! Well,if you did, you're completely wrong, I hate patriotism.

Todays blog is in fact about Scientology! "But y u makin blog bout dat??" You may ask. Because Scientology is a retarded and pathetic religion, and myspace actually has it as a choice for religion.

Without further procrastination, I bring you...

Scientology: The Biggest mistake since the war in Iraq (and Michael Jackson)

If you are a scientologist, please go to the nearest Home Depot, buy a pack of razor blades, and cut yourself until you lose consciousness, then have a friend plant a bullet into your skull.

Ok, first of all, I actually had to spend time reading the official site of Scientology (Which I will not link to, as we do not need more of these fucktards in the world). This religion was created by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard.
Scientology is "the search for the truth" and basically the meaning of life, every religion's main theme. That seems alright so far, until we get to the more retarded parts of this "religion".

Using a Google search for myspace, the results came up with 737,000 Scientologist.

I'm going to split the rest into groups..

The Human Body
-A person is an immortal spiritual being (thetan) who possesses a mind and a body.
+So you're telling me that hitler is still alive?

-Through the Scientology process of "auditing", one can free oneself of "engrams" and "implants" to reach the state of "Clear", and after that, the state of "Operating Thetan". Each state is said to represent recovering the native spiritual abilities of the individual, and to confer dramatic mental and physical benefits.
+What The Fuck.

-The thetan has lived through many past lives and will continue to live beyond the death of the body.
+I thought Buddhism says you have rebirth...

-A person is basically good, but becomes "aberrated" by moments of pain and unconsciousness in his or her life.
+I've heard this before, too.. John Locke said the same thing.

-Psychiatry and psychology are evil and abusive.
+Maybe Scientology is abusive...?

-Humans retain many emotional problems caused by early stages of evolution
+No, emotions are caused by what happens in your life, not evolution you fucking moron, but that leads to the next topic of...

Scientology History of Man
All religions have their own aspects on how Man has evolved over time. All are wrong and disproved by science. But, the more retarded they are, the funnier it is.

It all started with a Clam...
-The clam's big problem was that there was a conflict between the hinge that wanted to open and the hinge that wanted to close. It was easy to restimulate the engram caused by the defeat of the weaker hinge, Hubbard pronounced, by asking a pre-clear to imagine a clam on a beach opening and closing its shell very rapidly and at the same time making an opening and closing motion with thumb and forefinger. This gesture, according to Hubbard, would upset large numbers of people.
+What the fuck does this have to do with us coming from clams?

Sloth
-Hubbard's evolutionary sequence then jumps from a primitive mollusk to a large mammal, the Sloth. Hubbard makes a point of observing that the Sloth "had bad times falling out of trees".
-How does the Clam, a mollusk, evolve into the sloth? How does a sloth evolve into man? Was Ronnie Hubbard running a meth lab through his basment? We will never know.

Apes
-The next stage in human evolution was the ape, according to Hubbard. At this point, there is no longer mention of communication with sloths.
+Apparently the Sloths are just forgotten, Sloths have feelings too..

Piltdown Man
-Fossils of a man were found in Piltdown and it was somehow included into evolution.
+Ironically, 1 year after the Piltdown Man was found, it turned out to be a fake.

Xenu
Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today (I am not making this shit up). Here's an artist's impression of Xenu's space planes.

Here's an artists' impression of Xenu himself! Sweet goatee, Xenu!
And here's another picture of Xenu.

Well.. I don't really know what else to say about this pathetic excuse for a religion... Now, if you want to practice Scientology, kill yourself. Now.

[Xemu fucked an Emu]

Suck my Thetans.

Myspace Music

2006-05-28T16:48:00.000-04:00

Since you didn't get a blog yesterday, I'm going to pick a topic to piss everyone off :).

Featured Artist

Here we see our favorite ghettotech mexican solo artist in front of his [illegally] imported beer shop. Unfortunately, the tequila shipment was delayed.

Music Genres (pronounce zahn-rah, not jen-ree).
These are the types of genres of music on myspace. The numbers after them are the amount of bands that play that type of music.

Mediocre Music
Good Music
Bad Music
Made-Up Music
Religious Music
WTF Music
Out-Dated Music
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Rock (404,042)
Hip Hop (367,456)
Rap (298,674)
Alternative (198,337)
Experimental (182,153)
R&B (177,920)
Other (177,654)
Indie (172,869)
Acoustic (161,902)
Metal (152,532)
Punk (142,138)
Pop (119,088)
Hardcore (113,993)
Emo (97,367)
Electronica (89,075)
Techno (51,117)
Death Metal (50,559)
Folk (47,943)
Christian (47,301)
Pop Punk (46,560)
Electro (45,204)
Progressive (45,075)
Screamo (44,612)
Reggae (42,311)
Folk Rock (40,653)
Comedy (40,457)
Soul (39,831)
Jazz (37,594)
Ambient (36,947)
Funk (36,917)
Blues (36,415)
Classic Rock (36,073)
2-step (35,452)
Post Hardcore (34,539)
Psychedelic (34,171)
Country (33,933)
Garage (33,684)
Latin (31,715)
Afro-beat (30,637)
Thrash (28,145)
A'cappella (28,021)
Drum & Bass (27,775)
Club (27,770)
House (25,853)
Crunk (25,215)
Trance (24,844)
Black Metal (24,519)
Jam Band (23,075)
Grindcore (22,264)
Powerpop (21,964)
Grunge (21,899)
Classical (21,670)
Ska (20,424)
Christian Rap (20,193)
Industrial (20,060)
Breakbeat (19,990)
Gothic (18,729)
Turntablism (16,943)
Trip Hop (16,721)
Dub (15,818)
Disco House (15,563)
Reggaeton (15,186)
New Wave (14,397)
Happy Hardcore (13,639)
Freestyle (13,117)
Big Beat (12,353)

Top Artists

While searching for some things to talk about, I happened to find this dumb bitch in the TOP ARTISTS. So, not only is Tila a porn star, but she's also 9th in the top 10 artists? Bullshit. The ONLY reason people like her music is because she's hot*. Apparently she finds it funny or cute to put her town as "HollyHood".

TILA TEQUILA

HollyHood, California

Pop / Electro

Can these band names get any gayer? If you answered 'no', then you're wrong. A quick example is Fallout Boy. (Send your hate mail to TheMyspaceBlog@Aim.Com!)

shiny toy guns

Los Angeles

Indie / Rock / Electronica

Concerts

The next topic is the band concerts.

Search: 5 Miles from 90210 in United States

Results: 3933 Concerts, starting from 5/28/06 to 12/31/08
135 Concerts were for today alone.

This comes to 513 days for 3933 concerts to play. This averages to about 8 concerts every day for the next year and a half.

That's pretty much everything for today, I'll try to make a good one for Memorial Day.

[T-t-th-that's All Fucks!]

Quagriplegics have feelings too.

Well.. Emotionally

Good News Everyone!

2006-05-26T19:35:00.000-04:00

I have an Email, Myspace, and Screenname now!

If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or ideas about my blog, or you just want to send me some hate mail, use my Email.

If you have a myspace and want to show that you're a fan of my blog, add me.

If you want to IM me and talk (faster than Email), just use my Screename.

[When I make words gray, they are usually links, incase you didn't already know]

Don't worry, I still hate myspace, I just made one so you can all show that you love and support me by adding me on it!

Contact Tables

2006-05-26T18:55:00.000-04:00

I'm tired today so you're only getting one, short blog. Deal with it.

Today is a simple topic, Contact Tables. Everyone on myspace has a contact table on their page. It's the thing under their picture with "add friend", "message", etc.. What people don't now about this is that Tom just took a bunch of pre-existing things and put them all together. I'll post the default contact table and my revised version of it. Can you spot the differences?

Default Contact Table - Complete with myspace icons

Revised Contact Table - I've replaced the icons and words

Did you find the differences?
If not, please commit suicide, as society doesn't need a failure like you.

Feel free to leave me some comments.

[Tog Dyslexia?]
Until next time, keep yourself busy with this.

Myspace Tracker

2006-05-25T17:19:00.000-04:00

An actually useful bulliten that I found...

It's time to stop the myspace tracker crap!

The saddest part about this isn't that Tom HIMSELF told you it wasn't true...

The saddest part is that when you click on the link inside these bulletins... it takes you to a website claiming to have "The Official Myspace Tracker!" where you have one button to click that says "Start Tracker".

Ok, so being curious you click that button and where does it take you?
Back to your bullitens.

What is this bulliten?
The same god-damned thing you clicked on!

What's the most pathetic part of this?
You clicked "Post Bulliten".

And let me ask you this, who cares who's looking at your page? You joined Myspace knowing that you would be put out where millions of people can view your pictures, your profile and your useless facts and thoughts about yourself. If you are that concerned about who is viewing your Myspace, then delete it.

[Insert Proverb Here]

8/5 Schizophrenics agree, this is the greatest blog ever.

Look Ma! It's Animated!

2006-05-25T16:02:00.000-04:00

Graphics. These are pictures that you can get from sites where people spend the time making these. What they do is flash, blink, glow, change colors, and cause seizures. Recent studies have shown that seizures caused by these graphics ranks third on the top 5 Causes of Death on Myspace. First and second being, Murdered by not posting chain letters and Adults posing as Teens, respectively. Well, I digress, so here are some to work up your epilepsy...

Apparently people can no longer type the words "Thanks for the add", not that you should be thanking them anyway, so they now thank them by posting the words, with what I can presume is a large blue penis in the background.

Illiteracy and burnt retinas all in one! This little graphic has the ability to ask your 'friend' a question, the question depicted here is "Have you popped an cherries lately?", and also blind them so they won't ever have to suffer through your stupidity again.

Says: You have a nice ass
Means: You are a fat ass, put down the fork

Says: I am a 'gangsta'
Means: I am a fag

No one likes Tuesdays. Tuesday is the most boring day of the week and it just blaintly sucks. Not only do these colors not match, it also creates an oxymoron. Tuesdays are not happy.

[The End is Nigh, so nigh that you just read it]

I know you're done reading because your lips have stopped moving.

The Members

2006-05-24T18:44:00.000-04:00

This is probably the most obvious problem with myspace, the types of people on it. There are several different types of people on myspace, I'm sure you've seen them all before... Not only do we have to see their ass-ugly faces, but we also have to be exposed to their pathetic excuses for "music" playing on their page, and their horrific profiles. If you value your life, I wouldn't look too closely into these...

You get pictures with this post, be grateful.

Emo - This wacky bunch enjoys many things! They like to chat with their friends and listen to Greenday. Know what else they like to do? Run razors through their wrists every night until they pass out.

Punk - These are the kind of people that love to 'fight the man', their hair seems to have a life of its own. That, or it's just slowly dying from the massive amounts of wax they use to spike their mohawks for a day.

Freak - Alright.. Where to start..? These people were most likely deprived of a normal childhood and were forced to live with their aunts/uncles who would beat them daily, causing them to snap mentally and become psycho murders/pedophiles, much like the movie The Cell, minus J-Lo.

Stoners - Some people like to take drugs, these are those people. Unfortunately for all other myspacers, these dickholes like to let it be known that they get high and have to show it with their overuse of the picture of cannabis on every single spot they can fit it. (Cannabis = pot leaf, for the dumbasses).

Wannabe Gangsters - Da strait thuggin` memba'z of myspace. These are the ones that try act like "gangsters" but do it so horribly wrong that they just look like a douche.

Jocks - Sporty and 'cool' kids, they have a lot of friends from the sports that they play in. They are also the kind of people who you'll see in years pumping your gas, bagging your groceries, giving you blowjobs, and more, all for minimum wage. Everyday more and more of these pricks will drop out of their dreams of becoming a lawyer or professional athlete, just to make your life easier at the pump.

Teenage Sluts - Of course, the sluts are like the female version of the 'wannabe gangsters', these girls have many hopes and dreams, however, each dream will involve a different sex position in a different motel, as their profession will require. They are usually fat and ugly to top off being underaged.

Porn Stars and Celebrities - Do you seriously think that Jessica Simpson needs to go online to meet people? You're not tricking anyone into thinking that you and those "2ottaly hawt babez" on your friends list are actually friends... And if you think that commenting these porn stars is going to get you a relationship with them, you are an inbred pigfucking moron.

Tom - If there is anything lamer than myspace itself, look no further than its creator. How does a single lonely nerd manage to become the antichrist of the internet? If you need any further proof of how pathetic this man is, just take a look at his comments. Here, we see the pedophile Tom Anderson with his new Hawaiian bitch on a vacation in Hawaii, from all the profits of daily hits on myspace! Thanks Tom!

Hopefully you've learned about the many groups of people on myspace, but of course these are just a few. Several others include: Nerds, Skaters, Fags, Myspace Whores, last, and most definately least, the Normal People. These "Normal People" are so rare to find on myspace, you're better off trying to find the bottom of Pamela Anderson's vagina.

[Free Happy Ending]

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. So, attention in the cancer ward: buck up you bunch of ingrates!

Bullitens

2006-05-24T18:42:00.000-04:00

Ok, to start this off, I'll go over the bullitens. This was probably the single worst creation on myspace (besides the site itself). These were originally designed to inform others that you have new things on your page, be it pictures, layout, information, or maybe just to say "hi" to your 'friends'. Not a bad idea.. But, as the common asshole joined myspace, the majority of bullitens became the following...

-Chain Letters - For gods sake, do you seriously believe you are GOING TO DIE if you dont repost a fucking letter saying something along the lines that someone was raped, skinned, or brutally murdered in some other way? The only conclusion I could come to as to who writes these is that drug addicts are starting their own career in stories.

-Religious - These posts are commonly written with a misleading title, such as "pool party" or "guess what i found out...", just to reveal to the curious clicker that you love jesus. Well, if you love jesus so much, why dont you post a bulliten with a title that says "I love Jesus." rather than posting a misleading title that fools people to read what they dont give a shit about. Isn't lying a sin? If you love jesus so much, go to church, because we dont fucking care.

-New Pics - This covers about 75% of the total bullitens on myspace. These arent such a bad idea, they let people know that you have new pictures on your page, how else would they find out? By actually looking at your page because they're your friend? Of course not. But, unfortunately, people had to ruin these also.

-Imposter Tom's - Saying that myspace is shutting down, Tom is deleting accounts, you will get a top 16, or something else completely retarded. Although Tom SAYS THESE ARE FAKE, people are still dumbassed enough to repost them.

-Hook-up Bullitens - Not bad, friends trying to hook up with friends. Whats the problem here? Instead of actually posting "Single" these bullitens go around with either: PiNK THoNG, YeLLoW iPOD, or some other fuckwit words in place of "I am single". Not only are they this retarded, but some of them actually have options such as "im da pink power rangr" or "i wissh i was a pirate lOL!!". God help us.

Good luck with those bullitens people, and you pricks who post these know who you are. If you are one of these people, you should stop now, before your friends decide to beat you to death with a blunt object and drop your body into a lake.

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The Myspace Blog is not associated with either entity in any way.

[Have a Day.]

The best things in life are free, especially if you're a rapist.